Chuck Norris in a cup
A tea so strong it wakes you up, brews itself, finds you in bed, and then does things you can't mention in polite company. It's the baseline we judge all other teas from. It's strong. It's malty. It's all round goody, goody, goodness, and you can pantone match it to He-Man's skin tone with a dash of milk, which was our one stipulation in store.
It doesn't have frills, or bells, or whistles. It has a fist. It's entirely possible its very existence violates various arms treaties. It's just really strong, smooth, and satisfying. So much so that it's actually quite emasculating.
Delicious. We've pouches in both of our offices and at home. Cannot get enough of the stuff.
Quality |
Rated 5 out of 5
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Taste |
Rated 5 out of 5
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Smell |
Rated 5 out of 5
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